"My name is Buttons but I often introduce myself as Bouton (even thought I fucking HATE the French.) Fun Facts; I like to sleep late and fuck on the first date. I throw this dick around with reckless abandon, and 9 out of 8 women would tell you that Buttons hits their button every time.  Think of me as Ryan Reynolds meets Forrest Gump, but unlike Forrest, I would NEVER apologize to a bitch for cumming too quick!

 I AM THE BEAR WITHOUT A CARE! Just like an IPA, I leave a horrible taste in your mouth and only gay hipster enjoy me.  I will 100% offend you but take comfort in knowing your "God" isn't letting me in anyways.

I like long walks on the beach, romance, and more kinks or fetishes than safe or reasonable and lastly, if a bear fuckin' a pig makes you sick, then I'm your chronic illness.  

Have a blessed day."  

-Bouton Bear